yo i hate honors college boys i just asked this guy “hey why aren’t koalas considered bears?” and he hits me with “they’re marsupials” shut up nerd the answer to the joke is “they don’t have the koalafications”
— claire (@clairedaniellem) July 22, 2018
First woman that gave birth to twins was prolly like “????????”
— нarry вelaғcĸdyoвтcн (@BarkyBoogz) July 25, 2018
I was on the Moon! #Apollo11 @NASA https://t.co/6Nb2cQVU32
— Buzz Aldrin (@TheRealBuzz) July 21, 2018
I love overhearing dog owners talking to their dogs
— Julia Galef (@juliagalef) July 17, 2018
eg, I was petting this dog who seemed happy but then suddenly growled at me, so I left
As I turned the corner I could hear his owner saying to him reproachfully, "You always do this, Oscar, you drive away all your friends"
There’s 7 million people in this world and you think I’m gonna let one customer with a bad attitude to ruin my day??? damn right I am I’ll probably even go cry in the freezer too
— Jenna Cherry (@jennacherry_10) July 14, 2018
【盗撮注意】公衆トイレや試着室に、フック型隠しカメラが設置されていることがあるそう。一見、隠しカメラとは思えないものなので、フックがあれば全体を布か何かでフック全体を覆うようにした方が良いかも。これは是非とも皆に知って欲しい。 pic.twitter.com/jdL20x1Mhh
— she (@oshoyu_egg) July 24, 2018
Just needs a little help pic.twitter.com/mydc3vybZM
— Nature is Amazing 🌴 (@AMAZlNGNATURE) July 26, 2018
me opening the same app i just closed https://t.co/ttFbf1Qb5p
— josh (@yunginstitution) July 25, 2018
How to NOT kill yourself pt 1
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) July 27, 2018
Avoid being around people who make you want to kill yourself
eclipse #RM pic.twitter.com/uFDjljdxOM
— 방탄소년단 (@BTS_twt) July 27, 2018
Direct deposit ? I know https://t.co/CshhfX0rvI
— D (@yeeerderrick) July 26, 2018
eclipse #RM pic.twitter.com/uFDjljdxOM
— 방탄소년단 (@BTS_twt) July 27, 2018
SABON日本上陸10周年を記念してTwitter限定キャンペーンがスタート。
— 【公式】SABON(サボン) (@SABON_Japan) July 13, 2018
つるんとなめらか肌へと導く「フェイスポリッシャー」を抽選で20名様にプレゼントします。
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①@SABON_Japanをフォロー
②この投稿をRT
特設サイトでもキャンペーン実施中https://t.co/Yw3VX3wUGz#sabon #プレゼント pic.twitter.com/URbuZGrmxn
not to be confused with award winning actor Leonardo DaVinci https://t.co/ODOpurNgj3
— ruckin📱 (@ruckin_) July 23, 2018
but yet it’s hispanic workers who have to fix his piece of shit star when all he does is talk shit about them. LMAO funny how that works out https://t.co/lEjfv4K4hv
— 𝘽🧡 (@_bbrirose) July 27, 2018
90+ Grades
— JhonAlbertJuario (@Jalbert444) July 21, 2018
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For this SY 2018-2019
Rt now✨
#BTS #방탄소년단 #VLIVE channel hit 10 million followers! 천만 구독자 달성 기념 축하 메시지가 네이버 그린팩토리 외벽에 게시되었습니다! V❤️BTS 천만! #BTS_VLIVE_10million pic.twitter.com/WECPlX58EC
— V LIVE (@Vliveofficial) July 27, 2018
do coke and pepsi taste the same??????
— shenk (@taylorshenk) July 22, 2018
rt for no
like for yes
it’s time to finally settle this
Sooo today my 6 year old cousin tried to kill me ...Follow thread to see the rest ..I promise ITS WORTH ALL YOUR TIME . pic.twitter.com/wNgoRmsoLl
— cass🦄 (@darealcass_) July 30, 2017
I don’t know how I thought jeans were being made, but this wasn’t it. https://t.co/IKKBdfCOFe
— Zoi🤸🏾♀️ (@zoisthoughts) July 26, 2018
*logs into gmail on different device*
— pull the receipts type beat (@Groovy1u) July 26, 2018
Google 2 seconds later: https://t.co/RjANdDfNGW
eclipse #RM pic.twitter.com/uFDjljdxOM
— 방탄소년단 (@BTS_twt) July 27, 2018
No I’m just gay https://t.co/qoSPo3w0aS
— Kait (@kaitlinmaarie) July 25, 2018
猛暑の影響で救急出動が急増し、通常より救急隊を増やして対応していますが、1日の出動が22件となった隊もあります。
— 名古屋市消防局【公式】 (@NagoyaShobo) July 26, 2018
そのため出動が連続し消防署に戻れない時は、救急車でコンビニ等に立ち寄り飲料水等を購入する場合があります。
その際も、出動態勢は維持していますので、ご理解をお願いします。
It all makes sense now. Imagine working from 9-5 and coming back and your kid didn’t take the chicken out the freezer
— AJ Olarinde (@AjOlarinde) July 25, 2018
eclipse #RM pic.twitter.com/uFDjljdxOM
— 방탄소년단 (@BTS_twt) July 27, 2018
MY CHILDHOOD HAS BEEN RESTORED 😂 pic.twitter.com/GjVj3FRRWX
— dayana • (@DayanaMarshae) July 26, 2018
This man decided to go 70+ in a 40 while drunk and ran into a fucking tree and Killed my 16 year old cousin. Lock him up https://t.co/x5O1CTxhme
— Jonte’ (@BOO_Dank) July 25, 2018
do coke and pepsi taste the same??????
— shenk (@taylorshenk) July 22, 2018
rt for no
like for yes
it’s time to finally settle this